Application in the key of B sharp win.

Name: Lardinho/Absolutus

Rank: Lard level 10 everywhere, Abso is tubby.

Missions: Lard has ZM,PM complete and most of AM, Abso wobbles a bit when he walks.

Jobs (LVL 65~75, and subs @37~): Lard has RDM, WAR to 75, MNK to 60. Abso hasn't.

Crafts: Lard has Fishing 89+3, WW 73+2, GS 68+2, all others 60. Abso likes to cook but hates it when people break wind at the table, or just break the table. (100+6 cook)

Merits (If any~): Lard has JS merits on WAR and some RDM merits, Abso tried ice skating but prefers to stick to blinking.

Endgame Experience (If any; won't be held against you if none): Lard has done lots of Sky, Sea, Assaults, quests, maps, beaten dyna lord a few times, has relic stuff, Dynamis sword + att. of glory. Abso is scared of spiders, but doesn't mind jokes about lesbians.

Endgame Most Wanted Items (Helps us know what you're looking for): Lard = Ebisu rod and GS to 100. Abso = Blankety Blank chequebook and pen, failing that, the ability to backflip during WS.

Play Time (When you usually play): 6-11pm GMT is the time I play FFXI, I assume you were asking about onanism though, self abuse, cracking one off, rubbing one out. Lard likes to hump his mannequins, Abso prefers dousing himself in confetti and breakdancing to Johnny Cash.

Mudkips?: What in two shakes of a big dog's cock is a mudkip ? I'd have a kip in mud before, although I mostly prefer beds. Abso never sleeps, he wins.

I'd like to think I have a few things to offer the shell, decent grammar, good English spelling, but most of all cake, the love of cake and the finer things in life. Which include, in no particular order, bacon, sausages, PBJ, booze, secks, rugby, MMA, cricket, smoked salmon, being a music snob, wishing BSG was still on and doing some breathing from time to time.

Positives.. Jokes about lesbians.

Negatives.. Cricket.

Jokes about lesbians outweigh his love for cricket imo. I think Lyc's main area of concern will be that you failed to post your tea times and how many times you afk for this set drinkage of the herbal beverage.

I'm sure she'll let you in if you can answer this simple question. What's the Air Speed Velocity of an Unladen Swallow?

lmao thats the best app i have read in a while.^^

BSG FTW.

Eriyaa wrote:BSG FTW.

Pearled ten times, just in case any of them get lost in the mud.

Az wrote:I'm sure she'll let you in if you can answer this simple question. What's the Air Speed Velocity of an Unladen Swallow?

What do you mean, African or European swallow?

What? I don't know that... AAARGGHHH!!!!

ROFL, simply awesome.